DTSS/Chemist Zombie Wiki

Simple: Zombies are easy to break. Just tie em up, apply some violence to them and voila.



Peashooter: Speak, gimme what you know.

Zombie: Brains?

P: No, not brains. Anything else

Z: Braaaaains.

P: Can you please speak correctly? In English? Not whatever that "brain" language is.

Z: Brains?

P: SPEAK, DUMBASS! SPEEEEEEEAK!!

Z: Brains, brains!

P: YOU WANT ME TO FUCKING BEAT YOU HUH? SPEAK FUCKING REAL WORDS!!

Z: B-b-braaaains?!

P: COME HERE BITCH! (grabs zombie) (slaps face) SPEAK! SPEAK, MORON!

Z: BRAAAINS!!

P: FUCKING SPEAK!! (slaps face) DICKHEAD! (punches face) COME ON ASSHOLE! (punches face harder) SPEAK ACTUAL WORDS! (continuously punches the zombie's face until they bleed some pus)

Z: FINE, FINE! I GIVE UP! OK I'LL TALK, I'LL TALK! DAMMIT!

P: You SHOULD'VE done that shit earlier, coward.

Z: O-OK, what do you want?

P: EVERYTHING YOU KNOW!

Z: A-a-a-alright then, I-I-I'm gonna tell you thaaaaat, please just don't hurt me now!