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Starring the zombies (Greg, Ernest, Ted, Pierre, and Percy), Rachel Burke, and Charles Hummington.

Z's: "HA! This shit works, OH WAIT!"

[smacks onto Greg] Greg: "AAAAAH!!! JEEZ CALM DOWN!"

Rach: "ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME? DO YOU REALLY WASTE ZOMBOSS'S TECHNOLOGIES JUST FOR SHITS AND FUCKIN' GIGGLES?"

Z's: "HEY, CALM THE FUCK DOWN, WILL YA? WE'RE JUST TRYING SOMETHING HERE!"

Rach: "CAN'T YOU SEE? WE COULD'VE USED ALL THESE FUCKING SHIT TO MAKE HUMANITY BETTTER, BUT ALL YOU DO IS TO FUCK IT UP, LOSING THE POTENTIAL TO PUT THE FINAL NAIL IN THOSE FUCKING CONSPIRACY THEORISTS' COFFIN! WE COULD'VE FUCKING MADE ROCKET TRAVEL AFFORDABLE AND STOP FLAT EARTHERS BUT YOU FUCK THOSE OPPORTUNITIES UP!"

Z's: "Well, we could try rebuilding all his shit, simple as that! No need to complain! What the FUCK is wrong with you?"

Rach: "BUT ZOMBOSS IS FUCKING DEAD! WE KILLED HIM AGES AGO! WE DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THERE'S ANY INSTRUCTION MANUALS TO BUILD THIS SHIT! IT'S ALL ABOUT COLLECTING AND STUDYING THEM, NOT SMASHING THEM INTO PIECES LIKE AN ASSHOLE!"

Charles: "That's the point dude. We don't wanna waste all these wonderful piece of technology for something as ridiculous as this. We could've used something like this to, say, bust all those pseudoscience bullshit. If we wanna make humanity a better thing, then we should think critically, not fucking up all the opportunities we have by toying around with critical stuff like this."