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Basically the god-awful Time-Travel Journal (aka "It shall kill tho"), with corrected spelling and grammar as well as formatting. Because of how terribly written it is, I'm completely baffled as to where I should begin at.

January 9, 1987[]

What was that? Tomorrow I'll venture in a cave. I don't know what to expect, but if anyone finds this journal, I'm dead.
~ John Terry, missing since 1987.

Journal entry #1 - January 3, 1792[]

I'm finally in a new state. I just can't wait until I finish my log cabin.

Journal entry #10[]

It was a monster that killed my mother, A MONSTER. I'll tell you what it looked like. It has giant eyes, long legs, and a heart on it head, but it has no head; it's just not there.
~ Jackson McCarthy, died due to severe mauling and blood loss.

January 1, 1733[]

I saw something in the woods. I went to investigate it. I heard a scream that sounded like nothing I had ever heard before; it set chills through my spine. It jumped at me and ripped my arm clean. The pain was horrible in ways I cannot describe. I ran to the nearest town in New York, but I know I'm not gonna make it. Nonetheless, I will never forget what I saw; I call it the SHINGER.
~ Marcus Mathang, died by blood loss.

January 5, 1700[]

Something terrible happened. The people on board the McCarthy were found dead. I saw something out of the ship, something I saw in England. But I must be just paranoid. I should get to sleep.
~ John Doe, missing since he went on a hunting trip.

January ???, 1899[]

I'm going to die today. I'm going to shoot myself. I'd rather die this way than dying by that beast. If you are reading this, tell Lisa I love her.
~ Jack Adams, died of suicide.

Voice tape [presumably][]

All of the men who died were in their 40s to late 50s, so I know I'm gonna die because of "thou" [what?]. Goodbye, cruel world.

BANG BANG OH NO KLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH SHING [I assume this was meant to be some kinda voice tape because of this ridiculous line of onomatopoeia.]

~ Matthew Toren, cause of death unknown.